can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You do realize I got a panda tattooed on my ass just to get you laid, right?
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
I swear to God if you start calling your dick “my pegasus” we’re not friends anymore
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
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