yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
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