Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
some chick tossed a drink in your face at the bar last night. your mouth was opened so i think you ended up swallowing at least half of it. good job.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
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