I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
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Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
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So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
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