He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
I was hooking up with this girl last night and she's on top of me with "Flux Pavilion - I can't stop" grinding in the background and I thought "Holy shit I'm going to do a lot of Molly this semester."
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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