Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
Lucky for you, I found your phone.....Not so lucky for you, it was in the bottom of your vomit-filled trashcan.
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Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
I'm so hungover that if we go to panera, I'll probably get a bread bowl to throw up in.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
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Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
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