I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
I sharted in my sleep... I didnt even think that was possible.
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
This bowl is so big, I just said out loud, "I'm going to die here" as I blew smoke out the cat door. Merry fucking Christmas.
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
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