did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
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