I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
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