so that wasnt chicken after all
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
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so, my congressman just called me to say he has office hours this week if i'm still interested in talking to him. i pray to god this is not related to Friday.
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
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In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
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