i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
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Did you really lure me out of the bar with a blond holding a dunkin donuts bag? Well played sir, well played.
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
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I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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