i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I may have told her we're dating for a handjob, Fake tits are overrated.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
Masturbating to death wouldn't be a terrible way to go. If you die tonight, I'll know how it went down. Promise not to tell your family.
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
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