Duck Duck Cougar?
i think i have herpe
just one?
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
My parole officer gave me condoms and a Starbucks gift card ... happy holidays.
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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