just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
My mom just drunkenly told me i was conceived in the back of a car, at a Bon Jovi concert.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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