New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
It's alarming how good I'm getting at being productive at work on Thursday after Johnny Walker Wednesdays.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
She's walking around topless with a bottle of red wine, crying and singing showtune ballads. This is actually an improvement.
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
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