I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
Pre-chapter meeting quote: "Why is there a bun literally taped to the shelf? That doesn't even make sense when you're drunk, who does that?"
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
You can't talk like Dr. Evil to me five minutes after the greatest orgasm of my life.
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
GOD DAMN IT I COULD HAVE HAD A MOTHERFUCKING 3 WAY LAST NIGHT. WHY BOOZE, WHY?!
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