so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
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I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
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If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
He paid for a 5 star hotel suite and I raided the mini bar after he left. I think that’s bad karma. Want some pringles?
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