and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
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even the AIR tastes like tequila.
fat chick, vomit on the dog, and three unidentifiable pills in my ear. all in the same ear. what the hell happened after the guests showed up?
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
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it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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