Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
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No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
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Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
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