you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
Just set up my first threesome: a rapper and a Marine. Pretty sure at least 80% of girls in America hate me right now.
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
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