my roommates friend slept in my bed when i was out of town..she ran out screaming cause she saw my VCR
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
i drank out of a bidet.
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
When this bachelor party is over and your life is in ruins, you have my permission to die.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
You tried to get the Waffle House waitress to put a candle in your cheesy hash browns.
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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