nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
Just pulled an upper-decker at a hardware store. I believe I'm winning 8-2. It's obvious you don't shit enough in public.
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
He waited exactly 18 minutes to booty call me after his break up.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
So it took me 20 minutes to figure out that this is the wrong blind date. I'm going to go with it, he's cute and at least it's free beer.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
I was just like oh sorry I'm peeling meanwhile my legs are on either side of his head and I look like a fucking Komodo dragon
I think your dad took our porno
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
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