There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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