so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
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