It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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