You know it's an interesting night when you drunkenly scream at your boss, "You'd make a HORRIBLE OBGYN!! You're hands are ENORMOUS!"
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
Nothing like pulling a bottle of vodka out of your purse at 7am in the security line to make your fellow passengers uncomfortable...
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
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