Friend I haven't seen in almost a year just IMed me to let me know that my mom stuck her boob out the window on the freeway at her.
Her mom responded by mooning my mother. I really don't know what's worse.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
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Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
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i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
Dude.. She just busted into my house wearing a ski mask, a poncho, and thigh-high pink hooker boots and yelled, "THE CABS ARE HEEERRREEE!!"
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