that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
he invited me to an all week drinking party at his house. apparently he knows the key to my heart is booze shaped.
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
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