normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
I think it’s appropriate to celebrate the start of mother’s day at the bar with the men that almost made me a mother
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
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