what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Another night of drunkeness. Maybe I shouldn't have played death pong...
Didn't you just get a DUI last week?
Indeed I did but death didn't stop Jesus now did it
oh great. the only prospects for sex left for the night are douchebag in the ed hardy shirt & frodo-looking ass
fuck it... i'll be the lord of his rings
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
Can't wait to bequeath this flannel to my grandchildren someday.
'I've been using this to pick up lesbians since before you were born!'
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
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