Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
It's not a walk of shame if you run
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
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