The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
when im not freaking out about dying alone and unloved, i actually really enjoy being single
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
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No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
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Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
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