My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
I was going to make you have an awkward boner around all your coworkers but then I fell asleep.
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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