I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
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