Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
I just shot gunned a beer for your birthday alone because you're too hungover at midnight to get out of bed. I'm not sure which of us is the bigger loser
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
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