Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
My underwear smells like fireworks.
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
A few things for you to consider: 1. Drunk enough that I'm looking up the dictionary definition of Wish. 2. Dictionary.com has new features. 3. Windows is offering me 500 business cards for 5 bucks. 4. I've always wanted a card that says I'm a ninja
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
when a dude sends me an unwanted dick pic I just send him a picture of a nicer one. A more photogenic one. A dick with a future.
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