# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
Just found a hundred dollar bill on the ground. Hope you're looking to drink tonight
he just looked at me and whispered "these are my sea lions. my sea lions." and then went back to licking the mirror
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
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