You work out of a Hotel?
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
FYI, if you pee in my bed (or even let R___ and E___ sleep in it), I will fart loudly during your wedding vows. Trust.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
I slept with someone only because he got my Simon Birch impression. It was a new low.
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
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