I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
I just walked past a woman in the bar stroking a mans crotch, yelling 'I made this. I made this happen.'
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
Blood and glitter go together right?
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
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