summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
I totally just used John Mayer's lyrics to get laid.
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
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