and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
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