remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
I can hear my liver begging me not to go out tonight
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
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