I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
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