Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
Things I have learned since the start of my first college spring break: do not fart in an enclosed space (such as a shower stall) when hungover. You will throw up. More lessons to follow as week continues.
I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
wtf... you literally introduced yourself as "that friend who's going to fuck all your other friends."
I hope you know that means regardless of their gender.
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
I made a separate snapchat account so I could swap nudes with a guy from omegle.
Why do all of your bad decisions sound like fucked up mad libs?
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
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