i keep telling myself in the mirror "get undrunk"
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
she said she didn't want to sleep with me again because I wasnt a generous lover. I ignored her slight moustache, didnt i? i think thats pretty damn generous
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
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