That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
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I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
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this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
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