I think we should go ahead and pin a note to my shirt when we go out that says"do NOT buy me shots"
On the back we can put possible side effects may include: indiscriminate making out, brief crying spells, yelling in jibberish, and sudden sleep.
I'm timing the release of my poops to the sound of the machine gun from the video game he's playing in the living room.
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
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