He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
He gave me an elaborately handwritten invite (on a bar coaster) back to his place and whispered in my ear 'i have ping pong'. And he said byob. fuck THAT.
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
Last night at McDonalds, you lied across the counter, pulled up your shirt and yelled "BODY SHOTS"...
I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
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