SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
It's official we're now working from home permanently. I'm getting paid to have sex and sandwiches. I hit the lottery.
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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