The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
just left a line of flour and citric acid on the dresser for my roommate to find. teach that bastard to steal my coke!
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
Mom, I'm really sorry you saw my naked ex-boyfriend in the living room this morning. I can explain....but I'd rather just stick with this apology and be done with it
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
Randomize