i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
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