Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
I'm sad that I feel like I need to temporarily change your name in my phone from Smashley until you have the baby and can be unsober with us again.
Today I found out that my boss keeps a breathalyzer on his desk for just these sort of shenanigans
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
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