Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
Life is so much better after having sex.
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
She has an emergency bra in her purse. I'm gonna check no on the 'introducing her to my new boyfriend' box.
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
You were telling me last night 101 proof was nothing and you needed 400 proof or better yet military or marine proof, because you're marine grade.... You rascal.
I'm puking in a turkey pan....
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
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